2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Interest rates rise | Aid to Ukraine increased | Photo ID mandatory to vote | Trump dies in office | SpaceX awarded huge military contract |
| Anthony Fauci quits | DOJ sues member of Clinton family | Trump calls Elon Musk an 'idiot' | Jonathan Kanter fired | Trump assassination attempt |
| Diplomatic negotiations with Putin | Tulsi Gabbard quits in first year | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Elon Musk fired in first year | Obamacare gutted |
| 2028 elections postponed | Diplomatic negotiations with Syria | Aid to Ukraine halted | Social security privatized | No change in Ukraine weapons supply policy |
| Crypto surge | Gender affirming care declared illegal | Elon Musk calls Trump an 'idiot' | Another healthcare CEO assassinated | No change to federal abortion rights |
