2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Elon Musk fired in first year | No new military engagements | Jonathan Kanter fired | Kayleigh McEnany back as Press Secretary | SpaceX awarded huge military contract |
| Stephen Miller returns to WH | Project 2025 referenced frequently | Presidential term limits extended | Inflation falls to near zero | Social security declared bankrupt |
| Diplomatic negotiations with China | No change in Ukraine weapons supply policy | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Trump dies in office | DOJ sues member of Clinton family |
| Rohit Chopra fired | No change to federal abortion rights | Trans athletes banned from all competition | Gas prices rise | Gender affirming care declared illegal |
| Interest rates fall to near zero | Trump assassination attempt | Trump/Diddy connection reported | Crypto surge | Project 2025 forgotten |
