2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Inflation falls to near zero | Project 2025 forgotten | Trump assassination attempt | Aid to Ukraine halted | Obamacare gutted |
| No major changes to tariff schedule | Stephen Miller returns to WH | Diplomatic negotiations with Putin | Gas prices rise | Interest rates fall to near zero |
| Elon Musk calls Trump an 'idiot' | Kayleigh McEnany back as Press Secretary | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | DOJ sues member of Clinton family | Elon Musk quits in first year |
| No change in Israel support | Scaramucci returns to WH | Trans athletes banned from all competition | Anthony Fauci fired | Project 2025 referenced frequently |
| DOJ sues MSM outlet | No new military engagements | Rohit Chopra fired | Israel-Palestine peace deal | Crypto crash |
