2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Military parade | Jonathan Kanter fired | Aid to Ukraine increased | Social security declared bankrupt | SpaceX awarded huge military contract |
| Scaramucci returns to WH | Diplomatic negotiations with China | Trans athletes banned from all competition | Social security privatized | RFK fired in first year |
| Trump calls Elon Musk an 'idiot' | Elon Musk calls Trump an 'idiot' | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | No major changes to tariff schedule | Third Trump term |
| Presidential term limits extended | Gender affirming care declared illegal | No change in Israel support | Tulsi Gabbard fired in first year | 2028 elections postponed |
| Diplomatic negotiations with Syria | National ban on abortion | New US military engagement | No change to trans rights whatsoever | Trump offers glowing praise for Putin |
