2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Social security declared bankrupt | Jonathan Kanter fired | Trump assassination attempt | Steve Bannon returns to WH | Gender affirming care declared illegal |
| Military parade | Interest rates rise | Military aid to Israel increased | Crypto crash | War with Iran |
| Photo ID mandatory to vote | No major changes to tariff schedule | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | DOJ investigates Biden family | Trump insults Zelensky |
| Trump meets with Putin | Trump calls Elon Musk an 'idiot' | Inflation falls to near zero | Diplomatic negotiations with China | DOJ sues MSM outlet |
| Presidential term limits extended | Project 2025 referenced frequently | Tulsi Gabbard fired in first year | Scaramucci returns to WH | No change in Israel support |
